Hi there!
You’ve bumped into my Virtual Private Windows server that I use for testing purposes.
Stay as long as you’d like, but I have the distinct feeling you’ll leave feeling like you’d wasted your time.
Whatever you’re looking for, you won’t find it here.
I, indeed, come here not knowing quite what I was looking for. I did find, however, that you were right…I have this feeling deep within my loins that I’ve wasted much of my valuable time. Thanks for nothing.